Wrecked 'Em, Damn Near Slayed 'Em!

Coming to the stage everyone: Dixie Wrecked!

This genderfluid beauty has the 3 B’s, in abundance: Brains, Beard, & Bodacious Tatas. She’s using her CNA certificate to do the Lordt’s work: giving her good Judies the T & A they should have been born with. Don’t just take her word for it, her “patients” blow her spot up as much as her inflated head.

Eventually all the doll babies knew that if your wagon was saggin’, or your ass needed more mass, or your chesticles weren’t their besticles…Dixie would wreck you good. She might not have been the best… or most knowledgable, but she was cheap and she would keep pumping whatever you needed up until she got it right.

This bearded lady isn’t just in it for the pirate booty, she wants to compete with bombshells that are of her caliber in the lady lumps department. She’d never gate-keep tho, she’s not a fan of any hoe ass gate whatsoever. You don’t have to be as JUICY as her, but if you ever wanted to be…beep her 911. Her special blend of silicone would put the Colonel’s blend to shame, but she prefers to DoorDash Popeyes anyways. As long as you don’t forget her drink!

The Dixie Chapter was one of the funniest (unintentionally!) chapters I wrote to me. It offers a lot of 2000’s throwbacks due to Dixie being the most fabulous uncle with the bluetooth in their ear you ever had. She’s a character that I wish I could have expanded on. I’m glad she was able to make a bloody, sticky splash on her [bloop] and the world!

Passive-Aggressively Yours,

J.J. Salas