You know what I hate? Waiting. Like, for anything. Ever. So being told there’s a whole ass process when it comes to writing a book once you’re done with it was. . .not very pleasing to my adorable lil spoiled ears. Yes children, it appears that good/evil things do come to little boys/girls who wait.
I officially finished the book ONE MONTH AGO. Like to the day. I was lactating with excitement! So I read it cover to cover. *chef’s kiss* Then I sent my child off to my trusted Beta team who thouroughly, gently ripped it to shreds. I, then, put my little Frankenstein baby back together and read it again. After that, it got shipped off to my editor. I winced, but it wasn’t bad at all. So I have now passed it back to her, after which I will read it fully one more time. After that. . . idk, cuz I’ve never been there yet! Hopefully uhhhh PUBLISH THIS MOFO??
Nah, jk, then we do the final pass and I make sure it’s all right, then we move onto formatting. My cover art should be ready at just about that time too so then. . .I can finally push the button.
I want to push the button.
I want to push the button now.
LET ME PUSH ITTTTTTTTTT.
FUCKING NOW!
GOTD, coming soon! I sweatergawd.
In the mean time, please excuse *cough* our dust.
p.s. I drew two AWESOME characters but I can’t show you them til possibly drop day because they are possibly spoilers.
FUCK. 🤬
What did Auntie Shrew say?