She Does Body Work by Day and Works Her Body by Night.
Coming to the stage everyone: Amanda Scrümi!
Test your brakes, we’ve got some dangerous curves ahead! Amanda Scrümi is the owner of the Body-ody-ody Shoppe, with the tools of the trade to keep it running like a well oiled machine. Whether she’s sweating under your hood or popping her trunk on stage, she works hard for the money. Amanda is an admitted workaholic, if you want something done right…bring it to her. If it’s broke, this overachiever won’t just fix it…she’ll give it a complete makeover. Don’t worry, she won’t screw you over on parts and labor either. That’s so ratchet!
This beautiful black swan was also the beautiful black sheep of their little drag community. Drag was her passion, it occupied her nights, but Cisco the grease monkey paid the bills by day. With the amount of Tangerine Clean he used on a daily basis to get the grease off his aching mitts, he was surprised he still had fingerprints. It was all worth it though, Cisco worked his eight hours, rinsed the stink of the day off, and styled her wig while Amanda Scrümi’s foundation was baking. He was the gayborhood’s star mechanic.
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s elbow grease! I wanted to create a character that embraced his masculine and feminine side. He’s not afraid to break a nail while replacing a clutch, or create some hip with good ol’ ductape. You’ll never catch our golden boy/girl slipping, and if she did…it was all fucking Chris’s fault. She’s hard as nails and twice as sharp. That great big Autozone in the sky gained another angel!
Passive-Aggressively Yours,
J.J. Salas