Oh the Internal Spaces You'll Go!
No rest for the wicked aka the inevitable "What's Next?" post.
Authorcon V is over and done, vanquished & conquered! As fun as everything was, I had a lot of deadlines converging last weekend. So basically, once I got off stage from the Gross Out Contest...I was finally able to take a huge sigh of relief. Scissor Me Timbers successfully dropped & has been getting rave reviews, I did very well at Authorcon, & my Gross Out story might be making its own little debut; but I’ll get to that in a bit.
Next Event/Appearance:
(Ugh, I am insufferable)
Slay the Lake in Kenosha, WI on 4/19!
Looking forward to this event & being on the roster with these prestigious authors & the cause as well. I hope my Chicago/Wisco friends can make it. I’m excited to bring copies of Scissor Me Timbers and my Thots & Prayers™️ candles too!
What I’m Working on Next:
I am legit taking a break from working on anything big until at least the summer. Scissor Me Timbers took a LOT out of me. In a good way; I am glad so much of me went into that & made it the thicc lil’ baddie that she is. That being said what I will be working on from now til Summer 2025:
Short stories: “Rounded Down” is coming out in a horror-comedy anthology soon. “Oh No! I Got Exploded Baby All Over My Favorite Sweater!” will be coming out in a bizarro anthology soon. “Kimmy Gibbler: Glamour Shot of a Switchblade Romance” will be out soon in an LGBTQIA benefit anthology. I just started working on a story I’m calling “Fuck Around, Find Out” for a Resistance-themed horror anthology. I might also finish a story I started called “Stolen Valorie,” that is a hearty chuckle of a revenge story, plus I want to get started on a reverse Giallo story I want to just have on hand for a rainy day.
Twink Death/Rearranged Guts will ultimately be my next release. My Double Presentation as it were. I figured I gave the world killer drag queens & lesbian nuns, so now I owe the world DOUBLE the M/M “fun.” They’re both going to be extra nasty so I def plan on doing some of the research and notes for those.
Lube Me Up With Fry Grease: Squirters at Sea aka Season 2 is cumming, and cumming HARD at that.😫 I have way too many characters and way too many jokes that I need to add in. So while I want it to still be an organic, by-the-seat-of-my-pantaloons endeavor...I want to make sure I am squeezing in maximum greasiness for this season. I’m excited for you all to meet all the new characters and a few returning older ones. Carporial or not. 😉 Oh! & I will be drawing my own cover for season 2 as well & I’ve already been looking up allll the horrible Harlequin Romance covers for reference. 🖤
Gross Out, Make a Fist: So my first time up on stage for the Grossout Contest at Authorcon V was truly nerve-shattering yet magical✨. I was told I did very well, especially for a GrossOut virgin. I loved and hated how vile my story was and the accent definitely drove it home. The only downside was: IT COULD HAVE BEEN WAY GROSSER. I had to cut half of it out to make time! So I am toying with the idea of making it a short audio story on like a Godless, etc service in the near future. Like I do NOT want this in writing. Ever. It’s that cursed & heinous, but the kids have been asking for it & who am I to deny them?
So that’s a lot, but I like to see all my ducks in a row before I start shooting. So this update was more for me than it was for you. You can’t say I am not keeping you a titty of my shenanigans and when my new nonsense will be dropping. I’m excited to see what foolery will be coming next & I thank you all for your continued support of my jibberish. 🖤