LMUWFG McWrap + Bookmark Reveal
Something Greasy This Way Cums!
A lot has happened in a month, so let me get to that before I show you all my greased up goodies.
Huzzah! Phrique Show has a new logo, slogan, & lil’ bats…but with the same sass you all tolerate. I celebrated with stickers to mark the occasion that come with all orders or if you can chase me down at upcoming authorcons!
Speaking of Authorcons, the PhiqueTour 2024 has come to a successful close for the year. After conquering Scares That Care: Authorcon IV & the LCPL ComicFest 2024, I am placing my social battery on recharge mode until STC: Authorcon V in Williamsburg, VA in March. I don’t want to say I might be a new circuit jerk but uhhh I got the hang of things pretty fast. I was basically born to sell myself, so I’m just playing catchup now. Definitely looking forward to March where I will hopefully have THREE (maybe even 4?) books to hock!
As of the last quarter of 2024, I have no more stories that need to be finished besides Scissor Me Timbers. I have 3 other short stories to turn in after 2025…but that sounds like 2025 Phrique problems to me. So from now til then its SMT, SMT, SMT, lesbians, lesbians, lesbians! The closer I get to this story’s end the more I love it. I am really excited to get it into reader’s hands & see if they enjoy the experience as much as I think they will. Scissor Me Timbers! Dropping first quarter of 2025! I am manifesting it!
Alright so it’s time for the main attraction, the official LMUWFG book wrap in all its glory! Then I’ll drop all the Lube Me Up with Fry Grease info.
Well would ya look at that Pa! If’n that ain’t the most cursed book sleeve I ever did see. Got the grease stains & *dry heave* everythang. So the front cover designed by Grimpoppy Designs got some zhuzhing from me, but that back cover is all Phrique. I’m so ashamed. 🖤 I taught myself how to draw grease stains and everything. Who knows when that talent will ever be needed again, but regardless I 👏 did 👏 that.
As we speak, the first printing of LMUWFG is on its way to me to be approved before I get my author copies. As soon as that happens, LMUWFG will be available on my BigCartel exclusively,
LIMITED TO 250 COPIES!
I will also have them in hand for STC:Authorcon V and STC:Killer Pride, but I plan to offer international shipping as well for readers who asked for it. My 2nd lil abomination is near and dear to my disgusting heart so I wanted to make it even more special. So I am including a sticker and die-cut bookmark that I hand drew myself. I’m keeping the sticker design a surprise but I can’t contain this bookmark. So as promised, here is the markup.
Oh. My. Lanta. Isn’t it absolutely revolting? I even drew little fryer crunchies floating at the bottom. Plz pray for me. (Or don’t cuz that burns a little.)
So yes, my lil Phrique-o-philes, le SplatterZaddy has got you covered if depraved and bedeviled is what you are in the market for. Stay tuned for updates as they pop, you already know I’ll be shouting about LMUWFG when it goes live. Meanwhile, if you see me online…tap me on the shoulder and say “Shouldn’t you be finishing Scissor Me Timbers???”
Passive-aggressively Yours,
Phrique 💋
P.s. I decided not to become a doctor anymore. No big deal. Fuck a mental health, I’ve got books to write!
*Hank Hill voice*
"That boy ain't right"